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It took only six words by US Diplomat Paul Bremer on Sunday, to give the historic news:
"Ladies and Gentlemen,
WE GOT HIM!"
To say that Saddam Hussein "dug his own hole" proved
Anyone got a comb and a BC Powder?
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truer than anyone had imagined over the weekend, when US Forces ... God bless every one of them ... acting on a semi-tip, noticed a strange and out-of-place
piece of carpet adjacent to a small farmhouse in rural Iraq. They pulled it up, and uncovered a crude rathole, and voila ...
"GOTCHA'!!"
Talk about a bad hair day! The humiliation this despot must have suffered with the video seen worldwide, was (to drastically understate it) exhilarating to
anyone with any semblance of decency to mankind. Sort of redefines the meaning of "Couldn't happen to a nicer guy," doesn't it?
And I'll betcha' any part of that 750-thousand dollars he was captured with, that our guys didn't say, "Ah...Mister Saddam, sir ... ummm ... you have
the right to remain silent ... ahhh ... anything you say can and will be used against you ..." Nope. Tough noogies, pal. The "Ace of Spades" is off the table!
Oh, and, for those who reacted negatively to seeing the former Dictator's hair being inspected for lice infestation, go sympathize elsewhere, and think of the
blood-caked hair of the untold thousands of victims who were shot in the head on his orders.
So, how was your weekend, America? Pretty damn good, I'd say!
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